Sweet Caroliiiine
My goal in life is to complain as little as possible. I don't like to bring others down.
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- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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Things that I wish I could comment on people’s Facebook posts.
- “you are the dumbest person in the universe.”
- “you have too much eyeliner on.”
- “that’s not even clever, so stop pretending you’re funny.”
- “you need to learn how to spell before you try to sound smart.”
- “no one cares about your problems.”
