Sweet Caroliiiine

My goal in life is to complain as little as possible. I don't like to bring others down.

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  • Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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LOVEHERRRRR.
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encephalopathy:

HOLY FUCK I NEED THESE PANTS 

I’LL GIVE YOU MY LITTLE BROTHER FOR THOSE PANTS!
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nashh:

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT WE ARE YOUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Things that I wish I could comment on people’s Facebook posts.

  • “you are the dumbest person in the universe.”
  • “you have too much eyeliner on.”
  • “that’s not even clever, so stop pretending you’re funny.”
  • “you need to learn how to spell before you try to sound smart.”
  • “no one cares about your problems.”

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Just posted a GIF (Taken with GifBoom)